EdgeofGloria

Meme by Tim S. I'm having a blast making fun of ridiculous dating profiles. And from the looks of my stats, people are digging them. So here are some more from the interwebs. My snarky comments are in boldface. am intelligent, bright and quit-witted guy Because being “quick-witted” is just so overrated. Qualities I love about my Wife So why does it say “divorced” in your dating profile? Did she help you compile the list of the qualities you love about her? Old women adore me. Yup, that is the NUMBER ONE quality men brag about! Come here, grandma! You are looking HOT today! My medication cabinet consists of Motrin, vitamins, and some random crap. (still wondering how stool softeners got in there.) Dude, I know EXACTLY how that butt plug got into MY medicine cabinet! i am also a bad boy, so your secrets are my secrets. i am fully experienced in full body massages and mine are free the first time So I have to tell you where I buried the bodies? Uh...

A big thank you to fellow Bruin Tim S. for creating this hilarious (and horrifying) meme of Buffalo Bill paired with an actual excerpt from a guy's dating profile (typos and creepy vibe intact.) In case you are late to the show, I've been scanning through some dating profiles and laughing my ass off. I've posted some excerpts on Facebook with my snarky commentary in boldface (because I'm a bitch) and the reaction has been extremely favorable. People are actually wondering if these profiles are for real, and they are. And the photos? Technically awful. Lots of sunglasses, hoods, hats, shade, back lit photos, and women cropped out of photos. Or not.  So, here's a few more. I dare you to not laugh at these. I HAD MY DAYS WITH THE LAW,, IM NOT A BAD PERSON,, JUST THOUGHT ID THROW IT OUT THERE, So, cannibal, rapist, or serial killer? Or maybe it’s unlawful conduct with punctuation. I’m looking to meet U, an almost voluptuously curvy Almost v...