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I'd Rather Eat Tacos Than Dick

Propositioned twice tonight on my ride share experience. The second one asked that we stop at a fast food place, where he bought me tacos. When I drove him to his hotel, he offered me $60 to blow him. I didn't take him up on it, but it's nice to know at my age, I have the option to take up prostitution if a full-time job doesn't come along. The second guy still tipped me, but walked away with my tacos. What a tease.

Hey Kids! It's Time for another "Where Do You Meet These People?" NSFW!

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Subject: male Location: Fort Wayne, Indiana How We Met: Uber driver gave me his number Length of relationship/friendship: March 2016 to August 2, 2016 I was having continual car trouble on and off from November 2015. It was right after I came back from a wonderful week in San Francisco. Figures--less than 48 hours back home and everything goes to shit. One of the Uber drivers I used in March gave me the number of a mechanic starting up on his own. She sung his praises. His prices were very reasonable and he was honest. To his credit, he fixed what was wrong with the Neon. Or rather, he took it some place that figured it out. This, after McMahon Tire and Goodyear either "fixed" the problem and charged me, or looked at it, pronounced the car fine, and charged me $50. He charged me less than it cost for McMahon to "fix" it--and he actually FIXED it. (Crank sensor.) So I took my car to him again. His shop was close to my house, I could walk there if I needed to....