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Happy Saturday Morning! Another installment of Creepy? Creepy How?

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Meme by Tim S . Having a great time with these! And people are enjoying them! I like working an I well precise for my family What? I have not had sex in over 2.5 years Guys, please don’t. I know it’s sad when you don’t get laid, but this just comes across as desperate. I am a strong confident man who is not hung up on trying to display a male imagine given to me by a TV set I imagine a male who can write well. You are obviously not that male. I told my ex everyday for 20 yrs, of 25 yr marriage, that I loved her. See, if you’d just kept up that last five years of saying “I love you,” perhaps you wouldn’t be currently separated now! He’s mentioned three times in his profile that he was married for 25 years. I’m beginning to wonder if that 2.5 years he hasn’t had sex is actually 25 years! Im looking for someone to get to know very well and do things with.......lots of things.....planned things and spur of the moment things.....right now things........

Hey! It's another installment of Creepy? Creepy How???

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Meme by Tim S. I'm having a blast making fun of ridiculous dating profiles. And from the looks of my stats, people are digging them. So here are some more from the interwebs. My snarky comments are in boldface. am intelligent, bright and quit-witted guy Because being “quick-witted” is just so overrated. Qualities I love about my Wife So why does it say “divorced” in your dating profile? Did she help you compile the list of the qualities you love about her? Old women adore me. Yup, that is the NUMBER ONE quality men brag about! Come here, grandma! You are looking HOT today! My medication cabinet consists of Motrin, vitamins, and some random crap. (still wondering how stool softeners got in there.) Dude, I know EXACTLY how that butt plug got into MY medicine cabinet! i am also a bad boy, so your secrets are my secrets. i am fully experienced in full body massages and mine are free the first time So I have to tell you where I buried the bodies? Uh...