Tee Arr Eff Fashion Parade!
So I was downtown Monday night, loading up on fashiony goodness to photograph. If you love people watching, Three Rivers Festival is probably the best time all year to do that. And on with the parade! These types of broken feet look all high tech, but I would have been more impressed if she had BOTH feet in these foot cast things. They discourage bringing pets to TRF, but these dogs look too damn good to stay home. Last year, it was neon shoes. This year, neon shoes AND socks. There's usually a few women wearing heels to a festival where a good part of the action takes place on trampled grass. These weren't outrageous, but still. There was so much chlorine in this fountain, walking beside it was like being in a Clorox shower. If you're going to do this, why not go all the way and leave the pants at home, you pussy? Guess he didn't want his widdle wegs to get chilwy. Orphan shoes always make me sad. And always make me wo...