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Tee Arr Eff Fashion Parade 7-17-14 (Continued)

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Here are some more pictures from my last night at the festival. I am not sure if I will get down to the festival Saturday. I put in an 11-hour day Friday, and I'm pretty tired. I may go down for one last time during the afternoon. We'll see. Anyway, on with the show! When I saw this, I was immediately reminded of the consistency of my shit after treating myself to Food Alley. She's probably not drunk, but she does look drunk, doesn't she? After days of single shoes, here's a pair. Never mind that they look like they've been pooped out of one of the animals at the petting zoo--or pooped out by a ride operator. Chicago Bucket Boy and AirGuitar Balloon Man should be in a band together. This would make a fun gif. One shot he's good... the next shot he's off. Ankle-length shorts? Come ON! Props to his buddy for having shorter shorts, but geez. Why not just wear pants for God's sake? Like that leg on the right si...

Tee Arr Eff Fashion Parade 7-16-14

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Wednesday night at Three Rivers Festival! More fashiony goodness!  This lady's shirt said, "Blow For a Buck." With this economy, EVERYONE'S offering bargains. Another foot in a boot. Lots of broken feet at TRF this year. Annnnnnd down he goes! See guys, fashion isn't hard. All you need are Timberlands, an interesting tank top, shades and an attitude. Easily one of the best guy outfits of the night. First crutches I've seen, but I'm not sure what his issue was. No casts to be seen whatsoever. Yeah, if I were naked and spread eagled in public with my Care Bear, I'd have that deer-in-the-headlights look too. He was selling Snickers and water for a dollar each to pay for college. He'll only need to sell $10,000 worth to go to a public school, $30,000 for a private school. For one year. Hey, is that a dolphin between your legs or are you glad to see me? I doubt that tattoo was a good idea. ...