April 8 Creepy? Creepy How???
My most recent post was rather sad, so here are some online dating profiles and my snarky responses to them. I haven't sent them to the daters ... but sometimes I think I should. Enjoy! Meme by Tim S. i laugh i sing what more could ya want. Gainful employment, good hygiene, no tattoos, good teeth, charm, and a gentlemanly demeanor. Just because other men have broken your heart don't automatically asume that I will too. You spelled “assume” wrong. Therefore, you will break my heart—and my poor spelling limit. I don't have much to offer but a big heart. Not into guys with enlarged hearts. Disclaimer: if we meet and you don't look like your profile photos, you're buying me drinks until you do. And if YOU don’t look like your profile photos, you are buying me Coach handbags until you do! A reader suggested I list gender and age with the profiles, so here ya go! Male, 54-- I hug extraordinarily well. And you’re lazy as fuck. His pro...