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A Rerun from January 2009

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New Restaurant For Downtown Fort Wayne Coming to downtown Fort Wayne just in time for the opening of Harrison Square is Peckers, a restaurant catering to female sports fans. “Pecker Boys” will wear yellow Speedos and serve chicken planks, fries, and will offer “lite” fare for sporty ladies looking to watch their weight. A spokesperson for Peckers says Fort Wayne is an “ideal” location for the new fast food chain, a feminist response to Hooters. “If women agree to serve food to fat guys too chicken to walk into a strip club, and are willing to work for $2.33 an hour plus tips, we figure we can find men who are willing to wear skimpy swimsuits and do basically the same thing.” The spokesperson admitted that because of the Peckers philosophy of finding comely, fit men to be Pecker Boys, the entire Fort Wayne staff was imported from more physically fit areas of the country, like Southern California. “If Hooters doesn’t have fat-ass, ugly women, we feel we shouldn’t have fat-ass...

Mini Movie Monday!

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An original one tonight! This is Hilary Armstrong and elle/The Remmant. They are a Folk/Americana group from Indiana and Ohio. The group was playing at J.K. O'Donnell's in downtown Fort Wayne. I rarely get out to see live performances, but these ladies were really good. They have other videos on YouTube. I think they are under the Hilary Armstrong channel.

Taste of Fort Wayne 210415 Fashion Parade!

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On one of the muggiest days of the year, I was downtown for Taste of Fort Wayne. Let the parade begin! You ccan't help but wonder about their sex life. I bet they think reverse cowgirl is boring.  Now trending: EXTREME GLADIATOR SANDALS!!! I know it was a cool summer, but you picked the wrong day to wear a wool hat. They put a pond downdowntown and took all the fun out of it. Hey kid! Can't you read??? No hotdog, you can't go wading or swimming either. More pix to come! I gotta go clock in now.