EdgeofGloria

HAHA! Letter-shaped note pads mean fun for people like me! You know this is some quality shit, when your perfume ends up at Five Below for $5. I tried it. Not outstanding. I don't want to smell like "Someday." I want to smell like "Sexy Bitch."

So remember those Cedar Point photos? Remember how I said I took one and I was really excited about it? I entered it in the Weather.com "It's Amazing Out There" photo contest. If you go to the link below, you'll see my entry. The grand prize is $15,000. The photo was taken with my Samsung Galaxy III. It looks like it was taken at night with the moon in back of Valravn, but it wasn't. For some strange reason, in the thumbnail you can see the sun, but when I tap on it, in the picture, the sun is behind the coaster train. I really like the way this turned out. No filters, no special effects. I think I had the cameraphone on multi-shot, because I can't imagine I would have taken one shot and nailed it. It's really kind of freaky, because the other shots show a perfectly clear sky with bright sunshine, and this looks like it was taken at night. That's why I named it "Fauxlar Eclipse." Anyway, voting doesn't start until August 1, but I thou...

I've been to Cedar Point twice in a couple weeks. I'm trying to do things that make me happy. This summer, that includes working in my yard, having two gardens, and swimming. I've taken some pictures I really like, and I just entered a contest a few minutes ago with a photo I took at Cedar Point. Voting takes place starting in August, and I've bookmarked the page with my photo. I'm also going to enter the photo in the Artlink Member's Show. Anyway, here are a few pictures from my last trip. For some reason, I've become fascinated with eclipse-looking pictures. The one I submitted to the contest looks almost exactly like this, but it looks like it was taken at night. The picture I submitted to the contest was taken with my Galaxy III, as was this one. This is Valravn, the new roller coaster at Cedar Point. If you miss Demon Drop. check this out. It's a very smooth ride. Windseeker with the sun behind it. What a perfect day weather-wise this ...

For some reason, I'm obsessed with eclipses and pictures that look like eclipses. This is Valravn, the new dive coaster. I have another picture like this that's really cool. Maybe I'll share it. It was the most perfect weather at CP that day. I like water, so I took a walk on the beach. Another eclipse-type picture. Millennium Force after closing. This is the best roller coaster in the world. Gatekeeper, after closing. It was a great day.

The Start of Another Regular Feature...Introducing... Creepy? Creepy How? So I haven't posted any "Where Do You Meet These People" articles, because I haven't met anyone particularly weird/dangerous/homicidal or who has a felony recently. But I've been checking out an online dating site, and I've been laughing my ass off. I'm laughing at the hilarious/scary dating profiles. I've posted some of them on Facebook, and several people are enjoying them, as well as my snarky commentary. I think I will call it, "Creepy? Creepy How? This came from a former classmate who made a great meme of the last entry on this list (with a picture of Buffalo Bill from  Silence of the Lambs ) and made us all laugh at work. I'll see if I can get his permission to post it. I won't bother posting the screen names or photos of these guys. The photos suck, for the most part. Poorly lit, blurry, lots of sunglasses action going on, lots of bro shots. Even some w...

Time for another installment of Creepy? Creepy How? A big thank you to fellow Bruin Tim S. for creating this hilarious (and horrifying) meme of Buffalo Bill paired with an actual excerpt from a guy's dating profile (typos and creepy vibe intact.) In case you are late to the show, I've been scanning through some dating profiles and laughing my ass off. I've posted some excerpts on Facebook with my snarky commentary in boldface (because I'm a bitch) and the reaction has been extremely favorable. People are actually wondering if these profiles are for real, and they are. And the photos? Technically awful. Lots of sunglasses, hoods, hats, shade, back lit photos, and women cropped out of photos. Or not.  So, here's a few more. I dare you to not laugh at these. I HAD MY DAYS WITH THE LAW,, IM NOT A BAD PERSON,, JUST THOUGHT ID THROW IT OUT THERE, So, cannibal, rapist, or serial killer? Or maybe it’s unlawful conduct with punctuation. I’m...

My responses are in bold! Enjoy! More Creepy? Creepy How??? Wacky Dating Profiles and my Snarky Responses to Them! More dating profile nonsense! If you really enjoy these, check out the first book in my online dating series: I Care What I Look Like and So Should You: Narcissistic, Nutty and Just Plain Weird Dating Profiles and My Snarky Responses  http://www.amazon.com/Care-What-Look-Like-Should-ebook/dp/B01C2KADMK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1456555927&sr=8-1&keywords=I+care+What+I+Look+Like+and+So+Should+You It's practically free, and if you have KindleUnlimited you can read it for FREE!!!! Meme by Tim S. Here are the winners for this week: Package engineer. I'm the guy who made those annoying plastic packages you hate to open. Oh, so YOU’RE the one! I’m coming after you, motherfucker! nice cool guy to talk to get along with very sexual and very love to smoke weed never drink love hanging out with my son my son is 4 years ol ...