Football is Gay. Admit it.
For some reason, I'm in a peeved mood. I already wrote a column about this, but consider this the balls-to-the-wall version of the column. Actually, the column touches on motivation and what works and what doesn't. What I would like to talk about here is the homoerotic lure of football. Football is one of those sports that straight men can get really involved in, and go over the top in terms of training, humiliation, training, crawling on the ground with a guy on your back and another one yelling at you, more training and humiliation. And afterward, you hand out in the locker room and jack off together. I was forced to watch a so-called motivational clip from a movie several weeks ago at a work meeting. The person making us watch this either doesn't realize that half of the workforce sitting and watching was female, and that none of them had ever had the experience of crawling across a football field with a guy on her back. Apparently, it's called the "death ...