EdgeofGloria

Meme by Tim S. Here we go with more wacky profiles.  I have a good set of shoulders. Really? My tits are awesome! You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. So, you’re an oxymoron? I have been told I look like Mel Gibson. No, you don’t. If you cant have a good time just being with your self even ,,, then whats the point of anything at all period. A lot of potential suicides have this same thought! I'm a hard wording dad You need to word harder on proofreading. I am tall an little extra pounds but just rite for u babe. I. I be waiting to hear from you anytime babe. How do you know that your extra pounds are just right for me? That’s like saying my great big herpes sore on my lips is just what you need. I cannot receive messages at this time. Well, good luck finding a woman! Fun and outgoing. Blah blah blah lol. I suck at this so just ask. But your answer will probably suck too, so forget it. When it comes to problem...

Meme by Tim S. More online dating madness and snarky responses!!! Be careful out there kids! Im a good man i work every day i make good money but ..i want someone that will love me for me not my momey.. Im very loyel .. Sorry i cant spell to good .. My grandma raised me to be a gentalmen .. I dont play games ..so if yoir a player or a con- artes .dont bother me ok .. Im a one women man .. If im with someone there is no other .. If your a good loyel women lets talk and get to know each other better cant wait to find the speshal lady. ... please no skanks I’m surprised he spelled “skanks” right. If you spell this badly, can you actually hold down a job? How did he get one in the first place??? She needs to like experiment. You are NOT experimenting on me! I have a little girl she is 6 months old and she's the love of my life and who ever I meet will have to except her as well It’s “accept”, not “except.” Sometimes, being an English major is torture.  Oh, ...

More dating profile nonsense! If you really enjoy these, check out the first book in my online dating series: I Care What I Look Like and So Should You: Narcissistic, Nutty and Just Plain Weird Dating Profiles and My Snarky Responses  http://www.amazon.com/Care-What-Look-Like-Should-ebook/dp/B01C2KADMK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1456555927&sr=8-1&keywords=I+care+What+I+Look+Like+and+So+Should+You It's practically free, and if you have KindleUnlimited you can read it for FREE!!!! Meme by Tim S. Here are the winners for this week: Package engineer. I'm the guy who made those annoying plastic packages you hate to open. Oh, so YOU’RE the one! I’m coming after you, motherfucker! nice cool guy to talk to get along with very sexual and very love to smoke weed never drink love hanging out with my son my son is 4 years ol exam for you is a good mom in his life what is cool I love to do a lot of things very adventurous I need a lady in my life...

Meme by Tim S . Having a great time with these! And people are enjoying them! I like working an I well precise for my family What? I have not had sex in over 2.5 years Guys, please don’t. I know it’s sad when you don’t get laid, but this just comes across as desperate. I am a strong confident man who is not hung up on trying to display a male imagine given to me by a TV set I imagine a male who can write well. You are obviously not that male. I told my ex everyday for 20 yrs, of 25 yr marriage, that I loved her. See, if you’d just kept up that last five years of saying “I love you,” perhaps you wouldn’t be currently separated now! He’s mentioned three times in his profile that he was married for 25 years. I’m beginning to wonder if that 2.5 years he hasn’t had sex is actually 25 years! Im looking for someone to get to know very well and do things with.......lots of things.....planned things and spur of the moment things.....right now things........