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For some reason, I'm obsessed with eclipses and pictures that look like eclipses. This is Valravn, the new dive coaster. I have another picture like this that's really cool. Maybe I'll share it. It was the most perfect weather at CP that day. I like water, so I took a walk on the beach. Another eclipse-type picture. Millennium Force after closing. This is the best roller coaster in the world. Gatekeeper, after closing. It was a great day.

The Start of Another Regular Feature...Introducing... Creepy? Creepy How? So I haven't posted any "Where Do You Meet These People" articles, because I haven't met anyone particularly weird/dangerous/homicidal or who has a felony recently. But I've been checking out an online dating site, and I've been laughing my ass off. I'm laughing at the hilarious/scary dating profiles. I've posted some of them on Facebook, and several people are enjoying them, as well as my snarky commentary. I think I will call it, "Creepy? Creepy How? This came from a former classmate who made a great meme of the last entry on this list (with a picture of Buffalo Bill from  Silence of the Lambs ) and made us all laugh at work. I'll see if I can get his permission to post it. I won't bother posting the screen names or photos of these guys. The photos suck, for the most part. Poorly lit, blurry, lots of sunglasses action going on, lots of bro shots. Even some w...

Time for another installment of Creepy? Creepy How? A big thank you to fellow Bruin Tim S. for creating this hilarious (and horrifying) meme of Buffalo Bill paired with an actual excerpt from a guy's dating profile (typos and creepy vibe intact.) In case you are late to the show, I've been scanning through some dating profiles and laughing my ass off. I've posted some excerpts on Facebook with my snarky commentary in boldface (because I'm a bitch) and the reaction has been extremely favorable. People are actually wondering if these profiles are for real, and they are. And the photos? Technically awful. Lots of sunglasses, hoods, hats, shade, back lit photos, and women cropped out of photos. Or not.  So, here's a few more. I dare you to not laugh at these. I HAD MY DAYS WITH THE LAW,, IM NOT A BAD PERSON,, JUST THOUGHT ID THROW IT OUT THERE, So, cannibal, rapist, or serial killer? Or maybe it’s unlawful conduct with punctuation. I’m...

My responses are in bold! Enjoy! More Creepy? Creepy How??? Wacky Dating Profiles and my Snarky Responses to Them! More dating profile nonsense! If you really enjoy these, check out the first book in my online dating series: I Care What I Look Like and So Should You: Narcissistic, Nutty and Just Plain Weird Dating Profiles and My Snarky Responses  http://www.amazon.com/Care-What-Look-Like-Should-ebook/dp/B01C2KADMK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1456555927&sr=8-1&keywords=I+care+What+I+Look+Like+and+So+Should+You It's practically free, and if you have KindleUnlimited you can read it for FREE!!!! Meme by Tim S. Here are the winners for this week: Package engineer. I'm the guy who made those annoying plastic packages you hate to open. Oh, so YOU’RE the one! I’m coming after you, motherfucker! nice cool guy to talk to get along with very sexual and very love to smoke weed never drink love hanging out with my son my son is 4 years ol ...

I've told some of the young'uns at work about my blog, specifically the dating profiles, and they think it's hilarious. So to make it easy for their friends (and moms and dads) I'm reposting these. It's a jungle out there, folks! Creepy? Creepy How? 3-25-16 Meme by Tim S. Enjoy each day with the beauty of my life and treat her as if she was the only one ever.........a natural beauty all that makeup is for the birds........ I’ve had cosmetic surgery, so I wonder how he feels about that. Plus, makeup is fucking awesome. NYX is my favorite brand now. Oh, go fuck yourself dude. I hate winter and the cold. And I’m okay with it, so, NEXT! im 5o feeling good,loking for trusting partner to share life with,never tryed this befor ,been maired over 18 years and deivorsed 3years,trust is a bigg part of a good thing.............................. Y U no can spell? It's hard to be shy in a city full of beautiful wome...

Been giving myself and my yard some TLC. I feel better and the yards look better.