I'd Rather Eat Tacos Than Dick

Propositioned twice tonight on my ride share experience. The second one asked that we stop at a fast food place, where he bought me tacos. When I drove him to his hotel, he offered me $60 to blow him.

I didn't take him up on it, but it's nice to know at my age, I have the option to take up prostitution if a full-time job doesn't come along.

The second guy still tipped me, but walked away with my tacos.

What a tease.

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