More Creepy? Creepy How??? Wacky Dating Profiles and my Snarky Responses to Them!
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Meme by Tim S.
Here are the winners for this week:
Package
engineer. I'm the guy who made those annoying plastic packages you hate to
open.
Oh, so YOU’RE the
one! I’m coming after you, motherfucker!
nice
cool guy to talk to get along with very sexual and very love to smoke weed
never drink love hanging out with my son my son is 4 years ol exam for you is a
good mom in his life what is cool I love to do a lot of things very adventurous
I need a lady in my life that's the same way I would love to fall in love but
that is not necessarily going to happen I want another baby hopefully a girl
I'm on here looking for my future girlfriend wife baby mother 26 years old and I'm
a Leo d
Very love to smoke weed??? Oh good God! Are you
sure you are not Scumbag Steve???
Never
meet anyone yet but let's c maybe you can help me beat boring life. I was never
able to impress a woman, may be I am too boring
Dude, you have less
game than I do! That’s impossible! (And kind of encouraging! Thanks!)
I am a car guy......i love to builld them and drive them.......currently
own a twin turbo 94 caprice,93 camaro z28 and a 2004 subaru wrx
wagon..........oh and if i ever get back around to finishing it a 1965 corvair
monza. If any of this interests you i would love to hear from you !
Can you give me a car?
some one to have fun
with, to have a real realationship with, play, laugh, and enjoy one other
someon who would want to put everthing into life as good as possiblbe. i like
to snuggle, dine out ,go moveis, barbaque on the deck, wook hard shop for nice
things,, cruze the lake on a boat ,keep my house inside out. but most important
thing would be sharing evering with you.
It
says in his profile he can speak Spanish. WTF!??? He can’t spell in English! I
bet the only Spanish he knows is “tacos” and “cerveza.” Or, as he might put
“tahcose” and “servezza.” ¡Ay, dios mio!
Chivalry
is not dead: I will hold car doors open for you and bring you flowers. I want
to be your knight in "shinning aluminum foil!
Ugh, can you imagine the racket that would make?
Also, someone wrapped in aluminum foil is going to remind me of a giant
burrito. Now I’m hungry. Fuck you.
I
have been allot of places have allot of experience,
Not with spelling, that’s for damn sure.
I
moved to Raleigh from Canada for my dream job.
Good luck surviving in the United States of Itchy
Trigger Finger America. Since you’re Canadian …
Bonne chance de survivre dans les Etats- Unis d' Itchy Trigger Finger Amérique.
Bonne chance de survivre dans les Etats- Unis d' Itchy Trigger Finger Amérique.
hello
there. what should I say in here? something id like to do. maybe the Asheboro
zoo. a day trip to the coast? where we can make a toast. to having fun. in the
sun. maybe to the blueridge parkway we will escape for a day having a glass of
wine. after we get there would be fine. or a beer at an Asheville pub. where we
can grab some grub. a walk through the park. in the the dark dark dark. with
only the star light. guiding us through the night. i would like to find
someone. who will be my only one. i am a romantic. hope that aint problematic.
Way to go—using “aint’ in a crummy poem. Why
didn’t you just shit all over it? Also, may the ghost of Robert Frost beat your
ass.
would
love to find someone who would want to be my partner in crime in such
endeavors. I also love watching movies and making movies, so someone who loves
movies is a major plus.
Annnd those movies he likes to make are probably
porn movies. NEXT!
They
say you are what you eat...well I don't remember eating a sexy beast.
Trust me—looking at his picture, he didn’t eat a
sexy beast. He ate a bearded NC fan.
I have the Artist Temperment..I have A..D D ......easy going layed
back...forgiveing..I like people ..I love trying new things,but I stick to what
works also You could be a Business woman,Teacher,Beauty Awareness, Know your
Bible Iam a born agian Christ folower or 35 years...iam not in to
RELIGIN...!!!!!!...only a relationship with Christ. I studyed Theo/Philos ..in
Collage and got A's/Bs...but I wont bore you with all of that .
Obviously, he never majored in spelling—or studied it. You
beauty awareness employees out there, might be interested in this guy. As long
as you’re interested in Jebus.
I'll
try almost anything once except jumping out of a perfectly good airplane!
Dammit! I was hoping to cast him in my D.B.
Cooper movie musical!
If
you can "dance" in a club with me that is perfect.
And we all know that “dance” means grinding up on
the guy like you are a total whore. I miss the 1950s.
If
we are at the gun range I will grab your butt
And then I’ll shoot you.
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