Dream Dude (Part whatever of several) What's the Sexiest Part of a Guy? Read On!!!
Another installment of what I would like in a guy. Not that I'll ever find it, but I thought I'd put a piece together about Mr. Spectacular.
Gloria: You sound
bitter.
Gloria: Probably because
I am. But I don’t think I’m a monster. I think I could be really, really good
in a relationship, but I have to meet the right guy. Some men think it’s all
about the money. Being nice to me doesn’t cost a cent. I went to a writer’s
conference in November, and I met some agents. All of them were pretty nice,
but one in particular was really
nice. He said to me, “I hope you have someone at home who tells you how
wonderful you are every single day.” I thanked him, but said I don’t have
anyone like that. I almost started crying in front of him.
Understand where I’m
coming from, and if you’re willing to be patient, you’ll be rewarded with
someone who won’t cheat on you, who is a pretty good cook, bakes awesome cookies,
and is affectionate, energetic, always up for a road trip and is downright
passionate and thoughtful. But I give as good as I get. If you’re not going to
work at the relationship, don’t expect me to work at the relationship. I did
that once, then realized the guy wasn’t putting forth an effort. I wish I had
left earlier.
Gloria: So…..what about
polygamy?
Gloria: I don’t share. I
have a theory about women who want a man so much they are willing to share him
with three or four other women. Low. Self. Esteem. Like, REALLY low
self-esteem. That might work for some women, but not for me. Why would you want
to be some guy’s third-string bench warmer? And women in a group are usually okay,
but we can be vicious. Add a guy to the mix, and all that sisterly solidarity
goes right out the fucking door. We are going to knock ourselves out competing
for El Schmucko, and try to one-up each other, and the asshole is going to sit
back and grin because he’s got women competing over him, feeding his ego, which
is way bigger than his dick. “Women are fighting over me! Awesome!” Go fuck
yourself!
Gloria: So size is
important?
Gloria: For men it is.
Personally, I think the sexiest part of a guy is his brain.
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